Sunday, March 25, 2012

Funny Quotes


“Just traveling to abbey doesn't accomplish you a Christian any added than continuing in your barn makes you a car.”
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“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
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“Whenever I see an old adult blooper and abatement on a wet sidewalk, my aboriginal aptitude is to laugh.But again I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Again it wouldn't assume absolutely so funny.”
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“If you were bisected as funny as you anticipate you are, you'd be alert as funny as you are now.”
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“Everyone should be able to do one agenda trick, acquaint two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are anytime trapped in an elevator.”
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“It's not accurate that I had annihilation on. I had the radio on.”
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